{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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Luke Altmyer is an American football quarterback for the Illinois Fighting Illini. He previously played at Ole Miss.
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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
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