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Reinhold Oscar Albert Schmidt (1897–1974) was a fraudster and convicted embezzler who was one of the more obscure UFO contactees of the 1950s.
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Mesola is a comune (municipality) in the Province of Ferrara in the Italian region Emilia-Romagna, located about 80 kilometres (50 mi) northeast of Bologna and about 50 kilometres (31 mi) east of Ferrara. As of 31 December 2004, it had a population of 7,331 and an area of 84.2 square kilometres (32.5 sq mi).
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