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My Roots Are Showing is an album by Natalie MacMaster, released in 2000 on the Rounder Records label. The title is word play, as the phrase is most often regarded when discussing hair color.
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Earp, California is an unincorporated community in San Bernardino County in the Sonoran Desert close to the California/Arizona state line at the Colorado River in Parker Valley.
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