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Antonio Junius \"Tony\" Jackson was an American pianist, singer, and composer.
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
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{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
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{"fact":"Cats have supersonic hearing","length":28}
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